I’m thankful for men who make dressing up as old women seem sexually suggestive.
Fuckyeah.
Madeline, I effing love you.
leavetheworldbehind:caosconqueso:imsoreblogginthis:justanotherprettylie:
smokinfreezepop:twistedsystem:(via vaporeon)
shat myself
via ventisette
I don’t even get how anyone would think that ISN’T a D. Like, what the heck? Are you blind? What else would it be? Disney. Yes, that starts with a D. It couldn’t be Gisney or Cisney or Bisney or whatever else you thought it was. It’s Disney. And it starts with a D.
But if you thought it started with something else, I think you’re great anyway. You’re just a little silly. That’s all.
dude, you see taht thing before you can read and you never take the time to connect D with Disney. I STILL don’t see it as a D.
to all of you who saw or are planning on seeing New Moon: 1.) Put down the dorititos, no man is going to read your mind and then love your mary-jane-like stupidity 2.) books are supposed to NOT SUCK and 3.) Edward Cullen is not real. and if he WERE, he’d be in jail because he is a pedophile and a rapist, and so is your precious Jacob 4.) lastly, Twilight can’t hold a candle to HARRY EFFIN POTTER. and Remus Lupin is the only fictional werewolf worthy of your love, you future morbidly obese housewives.





